visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

(via nickjonasismylover)

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

(Source: holmyhan, via crazychronicles)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via fake-mermaid)

dysfunctional-teenagers:

When you accidentally stab yourself in the eye while putting on mascara

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via dancealongthelightofday-)